The Ultimate Foaldown of Ultimate Ponisanity
Lyrics by Inkwell Pony
Based on the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

So Pinkie Pie was abounding around
Sugar Cube Corner where snacks abound;
When suddenly with apple pie freshly made
Applejack got Pinkie for a prank unpaid;
Pinkie got pied but she bounced right back
And with a blur launched a counter attack;
A cupcake was thrown but what could Pinky do,
When Twilight Sparkle came out of the blue;

On a small errand and a sweet tooth to fill
She entered the Corner but got a sudden thrill;
But before they could apologize for what became
Twilight's mane flared and she entered the game;
and levitated a lotta stuff out from her saddlebag
and drove those ponies away with flying brickabrack;
But she ran out of books and she ran away
Because Rainbow Dash came to join the fray.

This is the Ultimate Foaldown of Ultimate Ponisanity!
Ponies, Dragons and excitement as far as the eye can see,
But only one will triumph, I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Foaldown of Ultimate Ponisanity!

Pinkie Pie bounded after Rainbow Dash
Like Pepe Le Pew took after Black Pussy Cats;
And then Spike came inside carrying a scroll stack
but Sweetie Belle jumped out causing a hiccup attack;
Rainbow Dash was laughing while trying to get ready
When The G and P Trixie appeared with confetti
When suddenly something caught her leg and she flipped;
Scootaloo took her out with a liquorish whip!

Trixie saw Pinkie Pie sneaking up from behind
and she reached for her hat which she just couldn't find;
'Cause Applebloom grabbed it and she threw and she missed
And Applejack facehoofed as it landed on Twist;
Then Pinkie served up a volley of chocolate malt
And the Cakes tried to find the pony at fault;
Until Twilight Sparkle returned with a snare
Then they all got caught in Fluttershy's Stare, ooohh...

This is the Ultimate Foaldown of Ultimate Ponisanity!
Ponies, Dragons and excitement as far as the eye can see,
But only one will triumph, I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Foaldown of Ultimate Ponisanity!

Ponies sang out in Adorable Chorus
Down from Canterlot descended the Princess;
Who got delivered a stack of blank scrolls
And hit in the face by flying rolls;
Twilight Sparkle ran around writhing with shame
As Celestia trotted forth and said her name;
She stated she thought it a clever surprise
And Twilight and her friends let out relieved sighs;

Then Ursa Minor and Ursa Major and
Steven Magnet and a whole slew of parasprites and
Big Mac and Granny Smith and the Apple Family and
Cowboy Braeburn and Gilda and Gummy;
Zecora, The Wonderbolts, Cockatrice and Derpy Hooves
Angel, Cheerilee and every single Brony watcher;
Princess Luna and Appleoosa's Bison
Snips and Snails, Doc Hooves by the Dozen;
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they buried the Princess in their giant cast;
it was the Craziest Sight Equestria ever saw
with Ponyvillians looking on in awe;

And the plight raged on for a day or three;
Many lives were changed but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better...
Rarity in her frosting stained splendor

This is the Ultimate Foaldown of Ultimate Ponisanity!
Ponies, Dragons and excitement as far as the eye can see,
But only one will triumph, I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Foaldown...
(The Ultimate Foaldown)
This is the Ultimate Foaldown...
(The Ultimate Foaldown)
This is the Ultimate Foaldown...
(The Ultimate Foaldown)
of Ultimate Ponisanity!



Inspired by my friends in the GitP forums, and the person who made this...

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Once again, darn all you ponies!